• *Wakes up in the middle of the night*
  • Me: Please don't be 6am
  • *1;48am*
  • Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
  • *Shoves face back into pillow*

salmiakkivodka:

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

(via str8lesbian)

I’m beginning to realize how little I mean to everyone and its pretty fucking painful.

(Source: theinsideofmymind, via pr0duct-0f-a-hamburger)